What did we do last night that was yellow?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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