I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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