Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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