question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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