I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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