I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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