he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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