just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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