I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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