THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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