Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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