he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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