I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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