note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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