How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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