Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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