Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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