I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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