When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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