I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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