Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just pee around me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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