3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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