We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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