yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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