Sry I called you an 8
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this just has baby written all over it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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