i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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