So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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