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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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(703): View more from Virginia

The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..

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(817): View more from Texas

Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles

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(616): View more from Michigan

You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off

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