it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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