I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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