Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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