just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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