obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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