mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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