if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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