I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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