Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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