Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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