An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I believe in your delicious
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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