so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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