Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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