woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
jump out the window naked night went bad
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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