Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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