Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We are two peas in an std pod
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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