I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
