So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So much rum. So many feels.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK