i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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