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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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