yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
MIDGETS
????
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
