Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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