sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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