bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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