Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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