Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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