it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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