normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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