can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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