Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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