Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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