I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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